Fire Emblem, disengage.
I’m always suspicious, a little tiny bit at least, of games that I play on my mobile phone. Not because I’m somehow wise to something about the platform others aren’t, but more because I’m old and remember the long and arduous ‘Trash Years’ (as I like to call them) of terrible, terrible games for your phone. You know the stuff. Games you’d try to play at work in the toilet, but then quickly realise that doing your actual job was more fun than your legs going dead on the bog. The good old days.
Of course, things have come a long way since then (I can sit on the toilet for hours now and my legs are fine, for example), and Nintendo already has some decent mobile titles out there, such as Super Mario Run and Fire Emblem Heroes. I know deep down that I’m entirely wrong to be concerned in any way about modern mobile gaming quality. I know it. So it’s funny in a way (it isn’t), that Fire Emblem Shadows, the first phone/mobile game I’ve played in blinking ages, is so terribly, terribly bad that it gives me immediate nostalgia for the Trash Years. Put me back on that toilet.
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